Author Archives: Xen

We’ve Moved!

Hey, check it out, we have our own website now:

http://baconstripempire.com/

Straight Up Thuggin’

Timbo and not-Timbo discuss the pros and cons of the Thug Life.

Gang Waves

A PSA from Bacon Strip Empire about the dangers of gang activity. And leaving small appliances in the middle of the slums.

Ahem

Dale reads a book.

The Return of the Ring-tone

Just a harmless sacrastic game of UNO.

Boxed Secrets

Taran! Watch Out For TARAN!!

Some funny stuff..

Snowball Fight

Don’t mess with Texas!

The Quest For Triumph: Interactive Edition!

Hey, what’s up, Baconites? Enjoying a little bit of relaxation time after the hectic chaos of the holidays, in the lull before New Years Eve?

I bet you have a bit of time to spare, don’t you?

How about trying the fancy new BSE game which Baconalen has chosen to provide us with? Consider it his Christmas present to you! That’s right, now you, too, can participate in all the epic wonders of The Quest For Triumph! Maybe you will even be triumphant. Who knows? It’s best if you try and find out!

CLICK DOWN HERE AND DOWNLOAD IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

The Quest for Triumph

Minimum Requirements

  • A WINDOWS computer that can display graphics. On a screen that is at least a few pixels in dimension.
  • A handful of megabytes of extra room on your hard drive.
  • Your Handy-dandy Questing Kit (surely you have one…)

Gun Up

You thought James Bond was awesome. Well not anymore! Just two guys that get a little carried away!

[Outtakes] Blooper Reel II

The fat from that bacon you had from Christmas past, re-used and turned into something beautiful.