[Phantastic! Game Reviews] Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon is pretty good…

[Phantastic! Game Reviews] Battleblock Theater

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwZISypgA9M

[Phantastic! Game reviews] Bio-shockingly Infinity

When Booker drinks the Devil’s Kiss Vigor he says “You only live once.” Was that deliberate?

[Phantastic! Game Reviews] Tomb Raider

eegh yeouch

[Phantastic! Game Reviews] Mirror’s Edge

Parkour doesn’t look that hard. You just gotta do perilous jumps across rooftops above thirty story drops down to a street where some old lady is walking and if you fall, you’re probably going to splatter yourself across the pavement in front of her, scarring her for the rest of her life. Albeit a very short one, she is an old lady after all.

[Phantastic! Game Reviews] Asura’s Wrath

I had a lot of Tagline ideas for this one… So, uh… Here you go.

Because screw physics.

Liam O’Brien, we need to stop meeting like this.

Who exactly do gods pray to?

The only game where fighting a giant red elephant is considered “normal”.

Press X to not die.

And finally…

I could take Asura on.   

Tim Horton’s Moving to Thick Cut Bacon!

ERMAHGERD. BACERN.

This is awesome news for Canadians all across Canada, (Redundant is my 5th middle name; get it?) and you few lucky Americans. Tim Horton’s is looking to add “thick cut hickory smoked bacon” to their line-up on March 13. That’s in less than a week. You know how awesome that is? I mean, goodness, bacon is awesome in any form; but THICK CUT, HICKORY SMOKED?! I’m *this* close to heaven.

First of all, it’s thick cut. THICK.

Bacon Tanning

Okay, so that title may be a touch misleading. But only a touch.

I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of “Tanning Mom”, (’cause I certainly hadn’t until tonight) but she is certainly making more headlines than she probably deserves.

Bacon Shaving Cream

So guess what.
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Considering I’m currently speaking to a computer, I guess I’ll have to type it out.

Those beautiful people over at J&D Foods (Remember, Bacon Crazy!?) have created a bacon shaving cream. That’s right, shaving cream. One more reason to prove that bacon is the greatest substance on the planet.

Watch an informative video right over here.

[Because I forgot to do this yesterday] Call Of Duty: Black Ops 2

You smell dat? Smells like Hypocrisy.